my birthday

well, i had my birthday a few days back
and it was the most memorable birthday of my life
any guesses why?

well, the whole day i was reminded of my sore rear
as i had got lots of gpls(birthday bubs,which's actually custom in most nits to lift the birthday boy and kick his ass black and blue)
isse achcha koi reminder chahiye kya?

now ill give u the detailed account

at around 11:45 pm ppl came to my room and took me out of my aoe(age of empires) reverie
and told me to get ready for the gpl session. i was toh completely scared
coz my most favourite hobby these days is to irritate,make fools of and to just tease almost all the guys. so they were ready to take their revenge.

i was marched to terrace and
i saw the ppl lined up all ready to 'naani yaad dilane keliye' and i started sweatin like hell.
then i found out that i was not scared without a reason.within few minutes my ass was sorer than it ever was in my whole life.

then we had a small treat and
just when i thought that i was finally free, another 'paltan' of ppl came (my juniors).
and as they were freed(meanin no more ragging) the previous day ,they wanted to show the
superb affection they had towards seniors(or rather to avenge their ragging ) by giving as many gpls to me as possible. so i just saw them and started 'sprint of my life'.even i was surprised at the speed of my resultant bolt.i returned to hostel after sendin out many scouts to find out wheather the coast was clear and then finally returned to my room at 1am.

i couldnt sleep for a long time as i had to find the magic position ( every other position hurt)
.finally i settled into some position with one of my legs spread at an odd angle and i thought.
even though it hurt a lot now ,probably ill remember this birthday for the rest of my life.
and whenever i remember it ,the first thing ill do is to check if my ass is alright.

whatever... i had fun and everyone else had fun and thats how birthdays are supposed to be.
so long
bye

hostel life rocks

this is my first post so let me tell u abt myself a bit
im a deeply philosophical guy who believes in god and i do prayer every day twice.
i also do some charity work daily. aur bhi bahut kuch karta hoon.

sounds like a filmy heros kahani?
yeah of course. and if u believed in any of them uve been fooled by
ck aka 'popat'ing master
only thing i can say abt me is that i love to fool ppl.
and now abt the real thing

well when i first came from bangalore to surat,
i thought ke 'chalo this city to looks ok' .
the first thing i noticed here was how clean the city was
and the roads are goood man. in bangalore riding on a bike is as memorable as
horse riding.yes, unfortunately the roads are that bad.

Then i came to my hostel and i noticed that one of the tall guys was called as some bhai.
so i thought ke 'well that is a "BHAI" ,usse koi panga na liya to hi achcha hai'.
later i came to know that every guy is called as bhai here
raman bhai
kaman bhai
ram bhai
etc etc etc..
and all the ladies are ben
ya its not behen its 'be-en'
kanta ben(our favourite character in kal ho na ho)
rama ben
geeta ben
etc etc etc...

uske baad
let me tell u the advantages of a hostel life:
u can wake up till 4 in the mornin
u can watch a movie any time of the day (and that too any movie!)
u can take a stroll at 2am get a garam chai and chat with friends like its 2pm
and gaming........
uska to puchna hi mat
i play aoe continously for hours on lan
and for ppl who love gaming, online gaming 24 hrs is a dream come true.

ull have lots of friends
and most of the time its full time masti for us.
well thats all for now its getting late(or is it getting early? coz its 5 in the mornin)
this was my first post
so
tell me how it was
ps:ppl are hereby notified to comment only if they think that the post is good.